How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

1. Take two slices of bread and lay them down flat on the table.
2. Pick up a knife, dip it into the jar of peanut butter and spread it all over one side of one slice of bread.
3. Repeat step two after cleaning the knife, but on the other slice and with a jar of jelly, not peanut butter.
4. Place the slice of bread with peanut butter delicately atop the slice with the precious cargo of jelly.
5. Congratulations are in order. You have just successful created a work of wonder and mastery, a true delight and triumph in the almighty eyes of the culinary gods, a classic PB&J sandwich. Now eat at room temperature and enjoy!

Note: There are many variations to this classic aspiration and innovation , such as adding banana slices inbetween the bread slices, or putting jalepenos in the bread. If you would like to try these, simply choose an ingrediant you think would go well with the smooth yet crunchy texture along with the nectar that is jelly and place it in the middle of the sandwich.